She also confirmed that she was going to go eat some halal chicken as a matter of priority, because she heard that “it tastes spicier then normal chicken, and I want to know if I can deal with that.”

After years of allegations Ms Hanson finally confirms she is a closet Muslim, that has been practicing “taqiyah.” She has said that she can still lead the One Nation party, despite the parties blatantly Islamophobic stance, noting she can still hate Islam and Muslims, however the level of hate will just be conducted a bit more compassionately now.

When Ms Hanson was asked about how it felt finally coming out as a Muslim, she said that “she felt liberated, and that a weight had been lifted from her shoulders.” She also confirmed that she was going to go eat some halal chicken as a matter of priority, because she heard that “it tastes spicier then normal chicken, and I want to know if I can deal with that.”

One Nation party members have come out in support of Ms Hanson, saying she is a brave women, and nothing will stop her from being the leader of the party.

When asked what led Ms Hanson to Islam, she said that “after carrying and reading the Quran all the time in order to find faults in Sharia law, I found myself, consistently engrossed in it. And as time grew, I knew it was speaking to me directly. A phenomenon I have found that happens with a lot of new Muslims.”

The coalition, Labour and the Greens have all congratulated Ms Hanson, and put out a joint statement today, stating that, One Nation is weird, and that there party has more plot twists and drama then the Bold and the Beautiful.

Commander Zero